Enough Ass For Two

The door opened before he knocked. The woman standing there was… a lot. Not fat, exactly. More like she took up space in a way that physics struggled to explain. She had a wide, kind face, hair the color of dried hay, and an apron dusted with flour. She was wearing a floral dress that looked two sizes too small, the seams straining in a way that suggested a heroic level of denial.

Leo opened his mouth, but nothing came out. enough ass for two