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Time slows down. The puck hits the ceiling fan blade. The ceiling fan is on. Thwack-thwack-thwack.

This rarely hits the puck. But when it does? Chaos. table hockey hijinks

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As the game enters overtime (we tied it 5–5 because I discovered the "wrap-around glitch"), the true hijinks emerge. These are not in the official rulebook. These are crimes. table hockey hijinks

Anyone who has spent an evening playing rod hockey in a basement, bar, or tournament hall has witnessed these three classic scenarios. 1. The Phantom Self-Goal

"Hey, is your oven still on?" Me: Looks toward kitchen for 0.4 seconds. Dave: Snap-shots top shelf. GOAL.