Devil Khloe Nerd | Neighbor

If you love chaotic one-woman shows where the protagonist lends you a calculus book then tries to sell you a weight-loss tea, move next door. Otherwise, pray for a quiet librarian or a lazy stoner. This devil is over-caffeinated, over-accessorized, and over my fence line.

You do not picture Khloe.

"Your lines are inconsistent," she shouted across the yard. "The striping pattern is chaotic. It’s giving me a headache. It’s an insult to geometry." devil khloe nerd neighbor

She was not.