Austin Powers Novel -

Austin’s eyes snapped open. His chest heaved once. Twice. Then he lifted a single, perfectly manicured finger and declared to the empty lab:

The lid lifted. Cold smoke poured out like dry ice at a disco funeral. austin powers novel

For those of us who grew up loving the movie, the book offers something the DVD extras couldn't: We actually get to hear Austin’s internal monologue, and it is exactly as chaotic and libidinous as you’d expect. It adds a layer of depth to the fish-out-of-water story that the movie, by necessity of runtime, had to skim over. Austin’s eyes snapped open

“My mojo,” he whispered. “Somebody’s nicked my mojo.” Then he lifted a single, perfectly manicured finger

: A short fictional adaptation (roughly 13 pages) that follows Austin being thawed in the '90s to battle Dr. Evil alongside Vanessa Kensington. Related Parody & Spy Fiction