Modern Family Halloween ((install)) Jun 2026

Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it.

(pride and horror mixing on his face): "That’s... actually legally sound." modern family halloween

(dressed as a grumpy retired sailor, which is just his normal clothes with a pipe): "I told Gloria, Halloween is for extortion. You put on a mask, you take the candy. End of list." Jay and Gloria’s house

If there is a reigning Queen of Halloween in the Dunphy household, it is undoubtedly Claire. For her, Halloween wasn't just a holiday; it was a project management exercise with a deadline. it is undoubtedly Claire. For her