What you get instead is a six-hour descent into madness that deconstructs the visual novel genre with the precision of a surgeon and the chaos of a drunk driver. Pizza Game is a masterpiece of user-hostile design and brilliant comedic writing. It is the The Room of visual novels: a disaster so confident in its execution that it loops back around to being art.

Pizza Game utilizes what I call "Hostile UI." The game does not want to be played efficiently.

Pizza Game is not for everyone. It is an endurance test of patience and a critique of the medium it inhabits. It is a "bad game" made with immaculate craft. For those willing to look past the rough exterior, they will find one of the funniest, most exhausting, and strangely heartfelt stories in the indie VN sphere.