Dog Poop — Clogged Toilet [2021]

The first sign of trouble was the smell. Not the usual, polite dog fart that Gus would blame on the sofa cushions, but a low, sulfurous rumble that made Mark’s eyes water. Gus looked up from his bed with the guilty expression of a creature who had just seen God and disappointed Him.

"Hi [Name], I’m afraid I have a somewhat embarrassing plumbing emergency. I made the mistake of trying to flush some dog waste down the toilet, and it has completely clogged the system. I’ve tried plunging, but it’s not budging. I promise never to do it again if you can come save me from this disaster! Let me know when you can make it over." dog poop clogged toilet

It was 2 a.m., and Mark was six beers deep into a nostalgic Call of Duty session. The champion of the night was his Golden Retriever, Gus, who had been sneaking bites of a rogue pumpkin pie off the counter earlier that evening. The first sign of trouble was the smell

“Ah,” the plumber replied. “The high-volume artist. Okay. Don’t flush again. Don’t add soap. Soap makes the poop-snake angry. You need a toilet auger. But since it’s 2 AM, try this: boiling water. Slowly. From waist height. The thermal shock sometimes breaks the… sculpture.” "Hi [Name], I’m afraid I have a somewhat